The Parting of the Ways - Series 1
so my dad has been making bird noises for the last hour and finally I was like dad are you trying to summon me or something like what are you doing
then he goes “oh good you got my tweet” and giggled manically
my dad thinks hes famous now, he keeps asking me to check the notes
Your dad-pure genius
What’s sad is that there are some human mothers not as nurturing as this beautiful animal.
My mother never once brought me a penguin. Bitch.
OH. MY. GOD.
a true politician. never give a straight answer, but leave the audience feeling like you did.
can i get some water with a few pieces of colder water in it
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
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whoever wrote this character was high as a kite
Lancelot being adorably over protective of Merlin.
breaking news: i just realized phil has a window in his bedroom
What kind of room doesnt have a window?